Was inspired by the Paul Harvey rant that he did in the 1990's(probably find it on youtube) so here is my own spin:
If I were the devil: I would tell people that carbon dioxide which plants breathe is a toxic gas and I would create mass hysterical campaigns to use as a front to control people's lives and hold back third world development
If I were the devil: I would tell the Canadian government in 1974 that we should not print our own money and let the international banking cartel to raise the debt to close 600 billion dollars through fraud and scam the canadian people out of a 160 million dollars a day and conspire with the government to do it
If I were the devil: I would tell the people there is overpopulation to use as a front for a mass genocide of 90% of the world's population through the guise of saving the earth and I would create sterilization weapons to do it and I would advocate a world wide one child policy a la communist China and kill infant baby girls through sex selective abortion
If I were the devil: I would steal people's land through UN Agenda 21 under the hoax of sustainable development and run cities like prison camps and control the masses
If I were the devil: I would have used 9/11 as an excuse to launch illegal wars and I would help cover up the evidence and I would lie to the public it was 19 arabs using box cutters that did it and I would help bring in a Nanny State to illegally spy on people without a warrant and probable cause.
If I were the devil: I would use armed agents of the FDA to raid innocent farmers under false pretenses of food safety and shut down their businesses
If I were the devil: I would tell school children that factories and cars are killing polar bears to brainwash them so they could worship the new gaia death cult religion. I would also take prayer out of schools and tell the masses that christianity is evil and is a threat to nature.
If I were the devil: I would launch spy drones on innocent cattle farmers in Nebraska and Iowa and also on the entire world so I could enslave the population.
Lastly If I were the devil: I would say this was all for the Earth and under the guise of National Security so I could steal the liberties of a once free Canada and US and other free nations and form a world genocidal government.
